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Audibly Drunk Portland Calls Seattle At 3 a.m. To “Just, You Know, Talk, Man”

May 23, 2020

SEATTLE, WA – “Hey, brah,” began the 3 a.m. call to the city of Seattle. “It’s me, man, Portland. The Roooooose Ciiiitttttt-aaaayyyyyyyy!” Quickly moving past Seattle’s befogged questions of what … Read More

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Audibly Drunk Portland Calls Seattle At 3 a.m. To “Just, You Know, Talk, Man”